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(via @parkerwhitney)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfukxBwDc1qzr7o9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://failblog.org/2010/03/17/cleaner-emission-fail/"&gt;SEPTA’s Cleaner Emission Fail&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
(via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/parkerwhitney/status/10626294361"&gt;@parkerwhitney&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/454814194</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/454814194</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:12:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Some bands stick with a tried-and-true formula. These include your High on Fires, your AC/DC’s and..."</title><description>“Some bands stick with a tried-and-true formula. These include your High on Fires, your...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/452607475</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/452607475</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:12:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I got some fish for my office today. Caesar, Brutus, and Cassius...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzc87bNxmu1qzr7o9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got some fish for my office today. Caesar, Brutus, and Cassius (aka the Baron, Stig and Spider respectively). Beware the Ides of March!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/450428692</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/450428692</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:16:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vinyl Mine: The Mysterious Matt Miller</title><description>Vinyl Mine: The Mysterious Matt Miller: This is not me… though I commented on the post.</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/450205346</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/450205346</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:47:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pantera Cowboys from Hell performed by kids (via Reign in...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ld6VcyTcDr4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ld6VcyTcDr4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/305/18121/Pantera---Cowboys-from-Hell-performed-by-kids.html"&gt;Pantera Cowboys from Hell performed by kids&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://reigninblonde.com/post/449827579/its-monday"&gt;Reign in Blonde&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/449966642</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/449966642</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:56:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Formspring prank story plagues Twitter</title><description>Formspring prank story plagues Twitter: Doh! it a hoax!</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443812390</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443812390</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:05:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>LA-based "Formspring.me" service to reveal identities of anonymous users</title><description>LA-based "Formspring.me" service to reveal identities of anonymous users: I know some of my friends...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443747148</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443747148</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:15:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I might actually have to pay for this one. (via Tony Hawk)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6n4k8CHY1qzr7o9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I might actually have to pay for this one. (via &lt;a href="http://tonyhawk.posterous.com/in-the-pr-world-this-is-considered-going-rogu"&gt;Tony Hawk&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443722305</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/443722305</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:53:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bike Punx!</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://tumblr.automattack.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/442369964/tumblr_kz5d2zGN0m1qzr7o9&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bike Punx!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/442369964</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/442369964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:18:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Announcing PetStatus.com</title><description>Announcing PetStatus.com: Dreamhost has started petstatus.com, which is “just like...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/442298127</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/442298127</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:43:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>M. Wunsch: The Tumblr Gem</title><description>M. Wunsch: The Tumblr Gem: 
Last night, I released the Tumblr gem, a command line utility and Ruby...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/441526506</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/441526506</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:57:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dinosaur exhibit. Catharsis, circa 1995, today. on Twitpic (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3imxi7jH1qzr7o9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/17tq8o"&gt;Dinosaur exhibit. Catharsis, circa 1995, today. on Twitpic&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jamesxchang/status/10301127425"&gt;@jamesxchang&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/440206958</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/440206958</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:23:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Genius playlist based on From Ashes Rise. What you can’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz36vzGMVq1qzr7o9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Genius playlist based on From Ashes Rise. What you can’t see are the Descendents, Propagandhi, Crass and Misfits songs a bit farther down…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439706618</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439706618</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:09:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>THE RUNAWAYS Official Trailer! (via RunawaysMovie)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/39qrViRxCqw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/39qrViRxCqw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qrViRxCqw"&gt;THE RUNAWAYS Official Trailer!&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/RunawaysMovie"&gt;RunawaysMovie&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439058625</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439058625</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:36:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>xkcdexplained:


In this installment of the popular web comic,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1zyfi47v1qao43ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcdexplained.com/post/438514427/single-ladies" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;xkcdexplained&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;In this installment of the popular web comic, the Author returns to the traditional format by including something that is easily recognizable as a joke.  As is standard practice, we are treated to a combination of a geek culture character (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauron"&gt;Sauron&lt;/a&gt;, of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings"&gt;Lord of the Rings&lt;/a&gt;), in a humorously improbable real-life situation (lamenting his lot in life while drinking in a bar), and a pop-culture reference (the song “All the Single Ladies” by Beyonce Knowles).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having enumerated the advantages enjoyed by humans (attractive), elves (attractive), and dwarves (attractive when you are drunk), and expressing his dissatisfaction at being stuck with orcs (hideous), Sauron is struck with the solution to his dilemma when Ms. Knowles reaches the chorus of her hit song: he will ‘put a ring on it’.  The juxtaposition of the song’s intended meaning of an engagement ring with the intended meaning for Sauron of rings of power to subjugate the races of Middle Earth delivers our well-earned punchline.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thus, the Author humorously reveals the image he holds of himself as a lonely, mask wearing embodiment of evil plotting the enslavement of the beautiful creatures of the world who he views as his betters: humans, elves, and dwarves in Lord of the Rings - women in reality.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439013832</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/439013832</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:02:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"If good songs could stop wars, Dylan and Marley would have stopped them."</title><description>“If good songs could stop wars, Dylan and Marley would have stopped them.” - Henry...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/434701703</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/434701703</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:21:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck Yeah! 419 scams</title><description>Fuck Yeah! 419 scams: My newest tumblog… I get a lot of spam at work. Now you can enjoy some...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/429718830</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/429718830</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:03:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Foods by Environmental Impact</title><description>Foods by Environmental Impact: I think my world is a little rocked… Milk takes less energy to...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/423245546</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/423245546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:37:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Concerned about privacy online?</title><description>Try these Firefox extensions:
* GoogleSharing
* Targeted Advertising Cookie Opt-Out (TACO)
* Adblock...</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/419882509</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/419882509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:03:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Montage of Knight Rider turbo boost-ing KITT and jumping over...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/arL04K3HLMw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/arL04K3HLMw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Montage of Knight Rider turbo boost-ing KITT and jumping over stuff. Music by Metallica. Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/418805069</link><guid>http://tumblr.automattack.net/post/418805069</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:39:59 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
